Famous Winning Quotes
Below are some of our absolute favorite casino quotes. Some are funny, some are serious, but all of them should provide some inspiration for your next game whether online or off. We hope you enjoy them because we know
"Nobody has Ever Bet Enough on a Winning Horse."
Our Favorite Winning Quotes
Casinos and prostitutes have the same thing in common; they are both trying to screw you out of your money and send you home with a smile on your face. (V.P. Pappy)
Your best chance to get a Royal Flush in a casino is in the bathroom. (V.P. Pappy)
More Famous Winning Quotes
One should always play fair when one has the winning cards. (Oscar Wilde)
Life is a gamble at terrible odds, if it were a bet, you would not take it. (Tom Stoppard)
A dollar won is twice as sweet as a dollar earned. (Paul Newman, The Color of Money)
Picture yourself vividly as winning, and this alone will contribute immeasurably to your success. (Harry Emerson Fosdick)
Poker Sayings
The guy who invented poker was bright, but the guy who invented the chip was a genius. (Julius Weintraub, a/k/a “Big Julie”)
Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people. (Samantha Bee)
Poker Sayings with some advice thrown in
If, after the first twenty minutes, you don't know who the sucker at the table is, it's you. (David Levien and Brian Koppelman, Rounders)"How long does it take to learn poker, Dad?" “All your life, son.” (David Spanier)
Funny Casino Quotes
I like theme parks. The fastest roller coaster I've ever been on is at a casino in Nevada. (Tia Carrere)With the casino and the beds, our passengers will have at least two ways to get lucky on one of our flights. (Sir Richard Branson, founder of Virgin Atlantic Airways)
Famous Casino Quotes
Gambling is not as destructive as war or as boring as pornography. It is not as immoral as business or as suicidal as watching television. And the percentages are better than religion. (Mario Puzo)You cannot beat a roulette table unless you steal money from it. (Albert Einstein)
Everything in life is luck. (Donald Trump)
They (slot machines) sit there like young courtesans, promising pleasures undreamed of, your deepest desires fulfilled, all lusts satiated. (Frank Scoblete)
Winning quote by Gloria Steinem:
Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do, and I gave the common-sensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete answer. In fact, women's total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.
