More Gambling Humor

Say Your Prayers

What's the difference between praying in a church and praying in a casino?

In a casino, you REALLY mean it!

Don (Juan) Johnson's Millions
When asked once how he managed to squander much of his fortune earned from his career, Don (Miami Vice) Johnson was quick to reply, "Some he'd spent drinking, some he'd lost gambling, and some he'd spent on women.

"The rest," Johnson added, "I simply pissed away."


A Horoscope 2 Die 4
Not only was Girolamo Cardano a great 16th century astrologer (he once traveled to England to tell a young King Edward VI his horoscope); he was also a gambling addict. So much so, it's believed that his addiction led to his having pioneered studies regarding probability and chance.

With his faith secure in his scientific convictions, Cardano announced his horoscope to the public which predicted the exact hour he would die. When, on the 21st of September 1576, the moment arrived, Cardano, not yet dead, killed himself.

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